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May 15, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Generation Gap

w e n ** will you , now? says:
john williams isnt he a composer


w e n ** will you , now? says:
u mean indiana jones song no lyrics one?

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April 23, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

“Call Me at 3 a.m.!”

I think it’s amazing how US politicians are able to make fun of themselves (in a good way).

The Colbert Report was held in the University of Pennsylvania last week during the Democrat primary (For all the whiners about advertorials, it was titled “The Colbert Report: Doritos Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage From Chili-Delphia - The City of Brotherly Crunch!” ).

Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama made appearances.

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The screen backdrop “went down”, prompting Colbert exclaim “Are you telling me there’s no one in this theatre who can fix the mess we’re in?” In comes Clinton to the rescue. A quick fix later, she quips:

“I just love solving problems. Call me anytime!”

“Really?”

“Sure. Call me at 3 a.m.!”

Lol.

Later on was John Edwards, the ex-Presidential hopeful who guest-presented the “Word” section. He joked about how he was being courted by both sides for his endorsement: “I’ll support whoever presents the platform that is consistent with my values”, he said - with “UNIVERSAL HAIRCARE” written on the sidescreen.

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Obama was less frivolous. He wasn’t in the theatre but made an appearance through a live feed, on the screen that Clinton fixed earlier. He preached a bit, but ended by putting “Distractions” “On Notice”.

All in all a good day for Colbert, and  he’ll probably be attributing Clinton’s win to the “Colbert bump”.

Meanwhile, I wonder when we’ll see Pak Lah pretending to fall asleep during a speech or  TDM saying “correct, correct, correct!”.

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April 26, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

How to Teach Yourself Touch-Typing

Get a keyboard like mine:

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March 19, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Third Block A?

In MMU every office, lab, and classroom has a code. CLCR2003 for example means Common Lecture Concourse, right wing, third hall on the second floor. ITRA1001 would mean a lecturer’s office, first floor of the IT building. NW0001 would mean the Network Lab, so on so forth. It can get confusing sometimes if you have to attend a class in a new venue.

Today in Compiler Design the lecturer gave us the details for our upcoming midterms.

Date: 4th April 2007“, he wrote on the whiteboard, followed by ”Time: 8-9 pm“.

After he wrote down the Venue, a girl in the front piped up:

“Sir, where’s TBA?” 

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September 8, 2006 @ 5:38 am

Siti and K

I sure hope it wasn’t love at first sight :P. Siti is shopped in, if you can’t tell, but it’s still a funny image.

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February 19, 2006 @ 3:06 pm

The Mugging

One of my most memorable expriences was being mugged in Pudu bus station in KL in my first year in university. I was there in the wee hours of the morning on the way to an interview for a scholarship.

I was groggy from the journey but still distractedly going over what to say in the interview when two Chinese men sat down next to me and started murmuring something - in Mandarin.

That’s right, I was being mugged but unaware of it!

After getting fed up with my blank stares one of them pointed a small knife at me and patted my wallet. Light dawned.

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t scared stiff, but after the initial shock some measure of rationality came back to me - although no one seemed to notice, I was still in a fairly public place. I remember asking them to leave me with ten dollars - in Hokkien - so I could still take the taxi to the interview. They asked for my handphone, I pretended to turn out my pockets to show them I didn’t have one (I did).

Before leaving they took a close look at my watch and decided it wasn’t worth stealing…oh well.

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January 11, 2006 @ 1:08 am

The Ydorap

Mood: Sleepy
Listening to: Something Stupid by Robbie Williams

Today I had rice for dinner….mmm. My fingernails are too long, so I cut them, yay :))).

I got a paper cut while reading the newspaper, ouch… :(. I sneezed twice today. I think I’m going down with a cold. I’m studying now. My exams are coming soon…sigh :(.

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