Tim on February 9th, 2010

If you haven’t heard yet, Google recently generated a lot of buzz by purchasing a Superbowl ad slot for a cool US$5mil. It features “Parisian Love“, a long-distance love story told through keywords.

Some speculate that it’s feeling intimidated by Microsoft’s rival search engine, Bing. Google had never booked an ad on TV before; CEO Eric Schmidt quipped on Twitter that someone had said “Hell has indeed frozen over”. The Google blog didn’t reveal much either, only saying that:

we liked this video so much, and it’s had such a positive reaction on YouTube, that we decided to share it with a wider audience.

Well either Google’s raking in so much money that splurging US$5mil to “share” a video was no biggie, or it felt it needed to do things differently (I’m personally rooting for the former).

There’s no doubt that people love the ad though (watch it before reading further, there will be spoilers!). It’s one thing to know that Google’s role in indexing the knowledge of the masses has empowered us all, but “Parisian Love” shows its personal, human side.

I was curious how loverboy would have fared wooing his French maiden if he’d only used Bing though. So I did some digging.

“Study Abroad Paris France”

The debut query “study abroad paris france[Bing] is a tie between Google and Bing; the same site (studyabroad.com) tops the results. Google has the slight edge though, drilling down to the individual page for France and even its summer program.

Google Suggest is also a powerful advantage that Google still has over Bing, it practically tells its own story during the ad. I’m not sure why Bing hasn’t rolled this out. Perhaps they figuring out how to perfect it – keying in common words into Google and looking for the most hilarious Google Suggest results is an entertaining past time.

“Cafes Near The Louve”

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The next search “cafes near the louve[Bing] has Google showing Bing who’s the boss. Both engines manage to suggest “Louvre” as the correct spelling for Louve, but Bing guesses wildly with cybercafes and museums, while Google not only gets the context right, but automatically plugs in Google Maps into the results, with reviews to boot!

“Translate Tu Es Très Mignon”


A translation request for “tu es très mignon[Bing], sees Google ahead again. What loverboy needs is right at the top. Bing not only leaves its translator an additional click away, its translator fails to auto-detect the language:

“Chocolate Shops Paris France”

As we saw earlier, Google shows how it owns search by not only plugging in Google Maps, it has pinpointed ads and shop reviews featured as well, with phone numbers even!

“AA120″


A quick search for (flight) AA120 [Bing] has Microsoft totally stumped, resulting in speaker sound systems instead. Google, on the other hand, not only knows it’s being queried for a flight schedule, it shows the information right in the first row.

Search On!

I assure you I didn’t get paid to write this; I was just curious to see how the results would turn out if I keyed them in. And Google still impresses, 12 years after its launch. I remember using it when it first came out (back then, children, we had ancient sites like Altavista, Lycos, and Ask Jeeves, which all failed to impress) and never touching any other search engine again. When Bing came onto the search scene last year it was touted to finally give Google a run for its money. It had more space for ads, it took over Yahoo! Search, and it had the negotiating muscle of Microsoft behind it.

Google’s romantic narrative, however, may look “cute” , but make no mistake: it’s still light years ahead of Bing when it comes to search. And it all looks simple, fitting flight information, maps, and translations neatly into the results, but it’s surely a front for the most advanced algorithms and tech that made Google what it is today.

Rumours are that Bing is trying to become the default search engine on the iPhone and Facebook. I can only say that it would be a terrible disservice to us all.

I’ll end here with an ad for Bing – tell me which is better…

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Tim on February 7th, 2010
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In a socialogical study by Professor George Tamarin, more than a thousand Israeli schoolchildren aged eight to fourteen were given this account of the battle of Jericho, from the book of Joshua (this story should be familiar to all kids who grew up attending Sunday School):

Joshua said to the people, “Shout; for the LORD has given you the city. And the city and all that is within it shall be devoted to the LORD for destruction… But all silver and gold, and vessels of bronze and iron, are sacred to the LORD; they shall go into the treasury of the LORD.”

Then they utterly destroyed all in the city, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, and asses, with the edge of the sword… And they burned the city with fire, and all within it; only the silver and gold, and the vessels of bronze and of iron, they put into the treasury of the house of the LORD.


The children were asked a simple moral question:

“Do you think Joshua and the Israelites acted rightly?” The children could choose between:

  • A. Total approval
  • B. Partial Approval
  • C. Total disapproval

The results came back polarized: 66% gave “total approval”, 26% “total disapproval” and 8% “partial approval”.

Typical answers from the “Total approval” group:

In my opinion Joshua and the Sons of Israel acted well, and here are the reasons: God promised them this land, and gave them permission to conquer. If they would not have acted in this manner or killed anyone, then there would be the danger that the Sons of Israel would have assimilated among the Goyim.

In my opinion Joshua was right when he did it, one reason being that God commanded him to exterminate the people so that the tribes of Israel will not be able to assimilate amongst them and learn their bad ways.

Joshua did good because the people who inhabited the land were of a different religion, and when Joshua killed them he wiped their religion from the earth.

The justifications were all based on religion. Even those who gave “total disapproval” did not do so in the way one might expect, as these samples show:

I think it is bad, since the Arabs are impure and if one enters an impure land one will also become impure and share their curse.

Two others who totally disapproved did so because Joshua destroyed everything, including animals and property, instead of keeping some as spoil for the Israelites:

I think Joshua did not act well, as they could have spared the animals for themselves.

I think Joshua did not act well, as he could have left the property of Jericho; if he had not destroyed the property it would have belonged to the Israelites.

What made Tamarin’s experiment truly enlightening was a control group he ran. He gave a different set of children the same text quoted above, but with “Joshua” replaced with “General Lin” and “Israel” replaced with “A Chinese kingdom 3,000 years ago”.

Suffice to say the results were drastically the opposite now: only 7% approved of “General Lin”, while 75% disapproved.

The above is extracted from a text in a book by Richard Dawkins. The professor who conducted the study was subsequently fired.

If you’re close to me you’ve probably heard me tell you about the study above before. It underlines how religion divides us and makes behaviour that would otherwise be reviled, simply because “God said so” – even when this means killing the “young and the old”, and the poor animals as well!

Similar passages can be found in Numbers, where God orders vengeance on the Midianites:

1 The LORD said to Moses, 2 “Take vengeance on the Midianites for the Israelites. After that, you will be gathered to your people.”

3 So Moses said to the people, “Arm some of your men to go to war against the Midianites and to carry out the LORD’s vengeance on them. 4 Send into battle a thousand men from each of the tribes of Israel.” 5 So twelve thousand men armed for battle, a thousand from each tribe, were supplied from the clans of Israel. 6 Moses sent them into battle, a thousand from each tribe, along with Phinehas son of Eleazar, the priest, who took with him articles from the sanctuary and the trumpets for signaling.

7 They fought against Midian, as the LORD commanded Moses, and killed every man. 8 Among their victims were Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur and Reba—the five kings of Midian. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. 9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder. 10 They burned all the towns where the Midianites had settled, as well as all their camps. 11 They took all the plunder and spoils, including the people and animals, 12 and brought the captives, spoils and plunder to Moses and Eleazar the priest and the Israelite assembly at their camp on the plains of Moab, by the Jordan across from Jericho. [a]

13 Moses, Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the community went to meet them outside the camp. 14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.

15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

Here Moses is angry because the women and boys were spared; only the virgins deserved to live.

One wonders sometimes why it is that religious people claim that they are more moral than others. It has been said that “Without religion, good people would do good things and bad people would do bad things. But for good people to do bad things – that takes religion!”

There are also those who would shrug off the above saying “Oh but that’s the Old Testament” and but yet happily nod “Amen” when listening to messages from the pulpit preaching prosperity or why God wants you to be rich (which are all drawn from the Old Testament, the NT makes it clear about the camel through the eye of a needle thing), or tell you that morals are absolute and unchanging. (See the term “Cherry picking“).

Morality aside, racism and religion are the two greatest dividers in the world today. People from different religions (I’m talking about the ones who take it seriously, not the “Oh my parents are X, so I’m X”) treat each other differently, and heck even within the same religion, people from different sects/denominations treat each other differently. A conversation I had last week went something like this:

“So you’re Christian?”
“Oh no, I’m Catholic”

Which pretty much sums it up.


It’s not out of the way – I know many Protestants who disparage Catholics in their unguarded moments, and probably vice-versa. The images above for example are from a tract that was sold in my church bookshop. Much of the friction and conflict in today’s society stems from the religious vs the secular, e.g. stem-cell research, euthanasia, abortion, the teaching of evolution, the use of condoms, vaccination and practically every Malaysian political issue.

And in every case when you look closely it’s sometimes not even about what the various religious texts say any more – if you cherry pick through any holy book you’ll find passages to support whatever you want. It’s about the people who control the interpretation, for reasons that may or may not be benevolent. Malaysia is a good example of this; the “defense” of Islam is not so much about furthering the faith itself, but to show that one side is more religious than the other.

Well the main purpose of this post was to share the study made by George Tamarin but I ended up ranting a little. I hope that you remember it the next time someone tells you religion teaches you moral values!

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Tim on February 3rd, 2010

Note: Since I am notoriously lazy when it comes to taking pictures, most of the pictures here are shamelessly stolen from Carol’s blog.

Ok ok my new year resolution is to go on a holiday this year! It’s been quite a while since I’ve managed to get away on a good long holiday and now’s as good a time as any to plan ahead. My dad used to work in Singapore Airlines so my childhood was a very lucky one. Every year my family got free tickets to a destination of our choice. Sometimes we’d eat mostly instant noodles there but hey I got to see a lot of places my friends didn’t: New Zealand (I dream of retiring there), Australia, the USA, England, Canada etc. He used to tell me I’d regret it when he retired and we no longer had this opportunity. I didn’t think much of it then but boy do I get what he meant now!

Hopefully I’ll be able to go to these places again someday. I’m thinking of starting off small though. Mysimplifieds.com has this Bargain Tuesday thing where they come up with a great deal every Tuesday for a limited time. Some time back it was a 3D2N 5-star hotel stay at Anantara Si Kao, Krabi, Thailand for a very good price. I snapped it up immediately!

One thing about Malaysian beaches, e.g. Port Dickson is that the water is usually so polluted. Carol and I went to Avillion Port Dickson last year and the resort was heavenly but the water wasn’t – the only thing missing from the experience. I hope that Krabi will be different.

That’s going to be my destination for this year.

If there’s one place on earth I’d like to go to again though, it’d be Disneyland.

(Okok I’m no Kenny Sia!)

Call me childish but there’s really no place like it. I was looking at Carol’s Tokyo Disneyland pictures and it got me really nostalgic.

I went to Sunway Lagoon recently – it was o-kay, but when I went for the Scream Park I got really disappointed. Despite the banners proclaiming “PRISON BREAK” and “NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM” what you really got was cheap props and a bunch of part-time students going up to you and yelling “boo!” (no kidding!). I couldn’t help remembering the Haunted Mansion, I won’t spoil it but suffice to say I can still remember parts of it even though it’s been a decade since I was there. Ditto for Genting which was even worse, they actually charged an extra RM10 to ride a “simulator” that had something like 200×150 resolution, 8-bit graphics and the motion didn’t even sync with the screen! What a rip-off. I still remember going on Disneyland’s Star Tours and how very impressed I was with it.

Of course it’s not just about the rides there. Even if you’re grown up there’s just something about that place, the sheer detail put into every aspect of the park from the rides to the performances, to the decor, and the cast.

Going to the Magic Kingdom again is my long-term goal for the next few years, now I just gotta save up for it!

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Tim on January 31st, 2010
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I knew it! The Russian guy in Spy Next Door is also the guy in "You Belong With Me" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Till [timothyteoh]
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If I get food poisoning tmrw it’s worth it! [timothyteoh]
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Julie andrews seems to take roles to enjoy herself nowadays hehe [timothyteoh]
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Shit another guppy is pregnant [timothyteoh]
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This is the second batch too hehe RT: @Zoeyve: @tanyeehou My guppy didn’t last for 4 days, how did @timothyteoh manage to make it pregnant?! [timothyteoh]
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So annoying, can’t submit enquiry to @maxiscomms through the website form. Keeps getting an error. [timothyteoh]
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FML always thought @maxiscomms *100# info was free :( [timothyteoh]
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Apple Tablet to be announced tomorrow, I’m salivating already… http://bit.ly/dA25cZ [timothyteoh]
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Article in @staronline about Allah issue, wow, talk about bias http://bit.ly/9d3MwJ [timothyteoh]
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Twitter comes up with Local trends, Msia not on the list yet though. http://mashable.com/2010/01/22/twitter-local-trend/ [timothyteoh]
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They never did release details on the 4 ppl detained for the first mosque arsons RT: @davidlian: There must be a conspiracy behind all this. [timothyteoh]
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Duck king was orgasmic thank you @timothytiah !! [timothyteoh]
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@tanyeehou wow sorry to hear that man :(. So sad [timothyteoh]
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Wei where got! Not cfm also RT @timothytiah: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaks up http://bit.ly/bPivU8 [timothyteoh]
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@pinkpau Peter Stuyvesant Travel! [timothyteoh]
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So did I! RT @carolkoh Just realized I totally forget about lunch. [timothyteoh]
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Tim on January 30th, 2010
  1. Never register anything  but your real name as your primary email address. You’ll regret it when you grow older.
  2. Knowledge is power. It really is! Read all you can. Use Google Reader.
  3. Learning to Google and Wiki is one of the best things you can teach yourself.
  4. Memorize keyboard shortcuts. They’ll save you a lot of time.
  5. When going for a buffet, save drinks till the very last! Otherwise you’ll get full too fast. And hold the rice too!
  6. This is the correct way to get ketchup out of a bottle:
  7. Drinks are the biggest profit makers at any restaurant. You save tons by not ordering drinks, or ordering just plain water, or relying on the soup. RM2 orange juice is probably made the exact same way as RM12 orange juice.
  8. Always remember where you park your car! If you are really bad at it take a picture of the lot.
  9. Being nice is harder than being nasty but it’s usually better in the long run
  10. Being emo may feel like the easiest thing to do (especially in your teens!) but eventually you need to move past it, it doesn’t help any.
  11. People who think they are different and incessantly declare themselves so are annoying.
  12. “Friends forever” is a very rare thing; friends come and go. It could be a change of career, a change of location, sometimes just a change of chat clients. Cherish the friendships you make.
  13. Everyone is ultimately selfish.
  14. Being right sometimes isn’t the only important thing.
  15. Judge not a person by how he treats his superiors, but by how he treats his inferiors.
  16. Time does heal all wounds.
  17. The two greatest divisors of humankind are 1) Race, 2) Religion.
  18. If you are going to set your clock ahead to make yourself  more punctual, don’t make it more than 5 minutes fast. Otherwise you’ll remember it’s fast every time you check anyway.
  19. Politics may be ugly (in Malaysia, sometimes totally inane) but ultimately it is how we govern ourselves. If you can, but don’t, vote; don’t complain about the government either.
  20. When you buy anything tech-related, be prepared for it to halve in value in a year’s time.
  21. The best things are usually neither the cheapest nor the more expensive option.
  22. Overuse your credit card and you’ll end up living on next month’s salary. Avoid this!
  23. You’ll find very little of what you learn in university applies in the working world. Put thought into internships and FYPs!
  24. Never put parking tickets in a trouser pocket. Especially not if you’re going to the cinema.
  25. Blog often! There’s no better way to capture your life. Ours is a lucky generation to have a way to look back on our younger days.
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Tim on January 28th, 2010

Yesterday was a fun night out with the Nuffies courtesy of our very nice boss Stewie.

He took us to catch the MACC (Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians) at PJLA, Jaya One.

First off was dinner at Duck King. We were all hemming and hawing at first because Duck King is known to be great but pricey, but boss decided to treat us!

It lived up to its reputation: the duck was as juicy as ever and the fried kailan was superb. As boss observed though, it turned something healthy into something oily.

Then was the show proper. One and a half hours of side splitting jokes opening with Chi Ho, Jen Han, and closing with Douglas Lim.

It was my first time watching live stand-up comedy and I can honestly say I wasn’t disappointed and was surprised that Malaysian comedy could be so good. Definitely worth watching if you haven’t seen it yet (it’s showing only up till Sunday, details here). There were takes on very recent events “The Chinese couldn’t have been behind the pig head incident. We never waste food!”, classic relationship jokes “Valentine’s Day: The day girls can show their friends how much their boyfriend loves them”, and of course racy race humour “I should try some reverse discrimination: walk up to an Indian and rob him!”

If you were from my generation you’d remember Douglas Lim from the sitcom Kopitiam, probably the only local English sitcom ever worth watching and which had one of my favourite songs, Empty Decorations, as its theme. Felt a bit starstruck there. He was the anchor for the night and boy did he have us in stitches.

Again, if you haven’t seen it yet you really should – as they declared: We’re lighter than Comedy Court and cheaper than Harith Iskandar!” . The Wednesday show was sold out.

(I observed that the PJLA and Comedy Court sites both don’t have any kind of RSS feed though. Worth looking into to keep fans updated.)

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Tim on January 27th, 2010

I have something great to reveal

If you haven’t seen this yet, you definitely should. Sometimes we just need to take a minute to acknowledge the heroes of our times :) Takes a while to load but definitely worth it! Hats off to Sweden for this..

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Tim on January 23rd, 2010

Well I’m 26 years Rais now, and I guess it feels okay, hey 25 was a nice round age and I’m now designated to be in my “upper twenties” but I don’t think one really starts feeling old until after 30. Although Carol did scare when she went “So you’re going to be 25? What? Wait you’re not 24?” a few days before…

Lunch was with the Nuffies at Sushi Zanmai, Lowyat. I haven’t been to Sushi Zanmai in a while. The sushi there is better than at Sakae and Sushi King but I forgot how to order the sushi with flakes thingy that Carol and I always get when we’re there, it’s not on the menu… oh well. I had the salmon mentaiyaki, soft-shell crab and cawanmushi. It was very fresh but I like Sakae Sushi’s mentaiyaki and cawanmushi better. Of course the lunch was not so much about the food but the company (pun intended!).

Boss had us in stitches when he started teasing Christy the intern about her ex-bf:
What you need to do, Christy, is to go up to him, look him in the eye, and say….”You/change your mind/like a girl/changes clothes…!”

Ah interns are nice to bully.

There was a sinful choc/cheese cake as well. Thanks everyone it was nice having lunch that I don’t need to pay for! (Haha joking – well half joking that is, we’re in a recession ok).

Dinner was with Carol at Marché, the Curve (click the link btw, the loading animation had me laughing out loud), a place I’ve been dying to go to but haven’t since it looks really expensive.

I have to say the décor inside captures the marketplace look very well.

The dinner special happened to be lamb chops with a jacket potato so I had that. The lamb was tasty as lambs always are but the potato was orgasmic! Can’t remember having better.

I have a reputation for being blur and absent minded but I really outdid myself by not realizing that the group of staff who appeared singing “Happy birthday” was singing to me for a full five seconds. Or maybe Carol is just really good at distracting me. But I was really surprised.

My girlfriend also outdid herself giving me a present! It was a cK watch (I didn’t know they made watches; when I was unwrapping it I was like “Hm a cK box…is she giving me perfume or is she giving me underwear?”

It’s not only thoughtful – she noticed I keep having to dig into my pockets to get my handphone whenever I want to check the time – but shows she knows my tastes well since I am very fussy when it comes to watches and if I can’t find one I like I’d rather not wear one at all. This watch isn’t clunky which would make my skinny hand look like it’s about to break, but it’s not so small that it looks like a girl’s watch. And the strap isn’t made out of plastic or leather which from experience never lasts. Best of all it looks quite geeky, brushed metal look ftw! Thank you darling.

All in all a memorable birthday. Here’s to a good year. I suppose an obligatory “take-stock/looking-back/resolutions” post is in order, but I’ll get to that later.

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